The Arsenal
PettyPoints isn't a chore app. It's a scoreboard — with receipts, disputes, and bragging rights.
Real-time weekly scores with trend charts showing day-by-day momentum. Watch the lead change live as crimes and credits are logged. Scores reset every Monday — fresh start, same grudges.
You decide what matters. Create rules like "Left the toilet seat up" (−3 pts) or "Made coffee without being asked" (+2 pts). Assign your own point values. Install community rule packs or build yours from scratch.
Think a charge is bogus? File a dispute with a reason. Your partner has 48 hours to uphold or drop the charge. Ignore it, and the charge gets dismissed automatically. Justice is petty, but fair.
Can't agree? Send the dispute to up to 3 friends for a blind vote. They don't need the app — just a link. Democracy meets pettiness.
Win a week by a big margin? Bank the extra points. Losing next week? Redeem them for a clutch comeback. Strategy meets spite.
Let AI write a custom roast of whoever lost the week — using their actual crimes as material. Spend banked points to trigger it. Worth every point.
Generate a stylized weekly result card showing scores, the biggest crime, and the winner. Share to Instagram Stories, iMessage, or anywhere. Flex your victory.
Track consecutive weeks won. Build momentum. Watch your partner sweat.
Unlock badges like "Dish Dodger", "Flush Champion", and "Certified Petty". Earn them through gameplay.
Attach a photo when logging a crime. The crumb scene. The wet towel. The receipts are real.
Lifetime charts. Most petty month. All-time W/L record. Who really does more — with data.
Five curated colour schemes. Berry Clash, Arcade Neon, Citrus Court, and more. Make it yours.
Get buzzed the instant your partner files a crime. "Alex just filed 'Didn't take out the trash.'" No hiding.
Install community packs: Petty Partners, Residence Rules, Parental Penalties, Marital Misdemeanours.
No server. No accounts. Everything lives on your iCloud. We literally can't see your data.
28 days free. No credit card. No subscription.